The Greenaway Times-19 June

All day in Worcester

Caregivers Depart For Washing

Two of the caregivers departed for the sake of the washing, leaving the adorable children to do their math homework. An image of this abnormal thing has been provided:

Evil Math on display

"I got it!" Squealed one of the charges in delight.

Museum "Not up to standard"

The children then went to a museum, but they thought it was "not up to standard" and the exhibitions were "not very well organised".

Apparently there was not much to see, and one was scared by the Emperor Penguin with the huge, long, black, rotted, scary, crumbly, old, not well kept, plain wrong, demunted neck. In the end, the museum was commented:

"Altogether, I have seen better but it wasn't terrible"

Greyfriars "Better than expected"

They then left the oldest caregiver at a porcelain museum, and went off to a very, very old house. 553 years old, in fact. It was all old and slopey. 

Not as slopey as the house across the street, though. The man who used to own it decided to put a chimney in, and the weight dragged the whole thing off to one side! They leveled up inside, but from the outside the house looks as sloped as can be. 

The house had lots of old stuff in it. The stuff's age went from 1480 (when the house was built) to 1980-ish. 

History Story!

This story comes from Oxford.

There were some college guys in a bar. They drank the beer and said it was DISGUSTING. It probably wasn't. They were probably just drunk. They were boys, too. Well, that made the barman angry, who then said some very 1300 rude words at them, like 'You horrible little... little... BRATS' The boys got angry, threw their beer at him and beat him up. The locals and the students got rather angry with each other and had 'armed clashes'. The mayor asked the police to arrest the students who started it, but that didn't really help. Then 200ish students started assaulting the mayor and others. So towns people from other places ran in, and they were supposedly shouting: "Havoc! Havoc! Smyt fast, give gode knocks!" Which I don't really get... Anyway, a riot started, and 30 towns people and 63 students were killed. In two days. 

So, for the next 450ish years, the mayor and councilors would march through the streets bareheaded and pay one penny for each dead student. This ended when the mayor refused to take part.

BTW: This is a true story!I know. Pretty horrific.

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