Today we got up really early because we had a train to catch. We had breakfast and vitamins and milk, then we hopped on a train to Droitwich Spa. Then we got on a taxi to a place called Black Prince Canal Boat Hires. T'was there we got our darlin' lil' (58ft) boat Katrina. All the boats were named after girls! I even saw the names of some people I know, like Alice and Gracie and Anna. Not Pamela though. I do not know anyone called Pamela. Or Jenny.
Then, we were on the canal. We are now positioned in a HUGE series of locks (locks are annoying things which involve a lot of muscle power and brain power and waiting).We went through about 20! Now we are moored beside bridge number 51 and have had a lovely dinner and the sun is setting over fields of yellow rape seeds fields. Very pretty.

The bad news is below the photos.

O.M.G. So sad. I have been limited to only one exclamation mark per sentence! I know! So unfair! It is injustice upon and upon itself multiple times! I must compose a ballad to compose myself.

Revolt of the Peasants of Exclamation Land

"The peasants will not stand, Your Great and Holy King! They will rebel, and then where will we be?"
"My faithful servant, we will be in jail, but it does not matter. We may just possibly escape before they torture us in extreme pain to almost death and then  kill us. But all that matters is that you stand  beside me, faithful knight Francisco. Francisco? Francisco? What is that you hold behind your back?"
"Your time has come, you blubbering fool. I knew reducing the exclamation mark would lead to trouble! I shalt kill you once and thrice for your blasphemy. What you hast done is a crime punishable by death, and I shalt be the one to punish you. Die now, King! Die like the coward you are!"
"No! Francisco! You were the most loyal! I loveth you like a son! Do not kill me!"
"I  can see the fear in your eyes. Die now!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo... Grach blobble haddke"
"There. It is done. Now, I shalt rule! Mwa ha ha ha ha!"

How was that? I could carry on or start from the start...